Osteoporosis Is the New Black

Mary Kate Olsen, Mischa Barton, Agnes Deyne, and Kira Knightley

Most of you are probably familiar with the signature 'couture pose' -- hands on hips, elbows bent, neck and shoulders forward, with back ever-so-slightly arched -- a pose that has been around for decades thanks to one Ms. Dorian Elizabeth Leigh Parker. (It elongates the neck and torso while simultaneously making jiggly upper arms disappear. Gotta love that!) This 'hunch' pose (for lack of a better term) later became synonymous with the model Twiggy in the 1960's, then Kate Moss in the 1990's. And long after the demise of the supermodel and the rise of the uber-thin, oddish-looking model in it's place, the 'hunch' has gone from subtle to scary, making osteoporosis look like something fashionistas should aspire to. (Would that make her a contortionista?)

How such an exaggeration of the pose came about is anybody's guess. (A hungry model unable to stand up straight, perhaps? Or maybe an overly-ambitious photographer trying to outdo him/herself.) Unfortunately, this puts a kink in my theory that only three things stand in the 'ultra-exaggerated hunch' position naturally: elderly women, starving people, and penguins. (Although one might argue that the models and Hollywood starlets attempting to pull this pose off skipped breakfast to fit into their designer frocks.) Am I alone on this one?



Photo by Sara Lanzi, 2008



Juicy Couture ad, 2008



Bruna Tenorio editorial, 2008


The Physicality of Sound

Embroidered Sound Wave Art Exhibit [link]

Sound (a compression waveform created by the vibration of an object) is commonly associated with air, but can also travel through materials -- including fabric -- when properly harnessed. In 2007, students at Cornell University were asked to "sew" body bags into couture garments using sound waves in process called ultrasonic bonding (which requires no stitching, thread, or glue).

"In the process [of ultrasonic bonding], high-frequency sound waves are converted into mechanical vibrations that are channeled through a component called a "horn," creating a rapid buildup of heat. Fabrics used must be at least 60 percent synthetic so seams can be fused together." - Science Daily

The results were so impressive that several of the student creations were chosen for the runway at the annual International Textile and Apparel Association meeting in Los Angeles. (A huge thumbs up in terms of reducing waste, but a huge thumbs down considering that fabric must be at least 60% synthetic for this process to work. *sigh*) Fast forward to the present, and sound waves are once again making their presence known. But instead of remaining an invisible force behind the scenes, actual sound wave patterns appear to be the inspiration for many designers. And I have to admit, I'm kind of digging it.


Jonathan Saunders, Spring 2009

Angel Sanchez, Spring 2009

Reyes, Spring 2009

James Coviello, Spring 2009

Sound Wave Bracelet by Sakurako Shimizu

Sound Wave Cufflinks by Danielle Crampsi

Silk Jersey Dress by Ali Ro ~ Zig Zag Tank by Monrow

Sound Wave Graph Chair by Matthew Plummer Fernandez


Trend de la Crème Weekend Reads

Drawing by Laura Laine for Vive la Mode Magazine

  • Imelda puts Rick James to shame during his three day New Year's bender
  • Kingdom of Style presents wearable sound waves by Japanese artist Sakurako Shimizu
  • Style Discovery reminds us that Hollywood starlets actually had class at one time
  • The Coveted proves that yellow gold can tastefully step beyond the New Jersey border
  • Mahalo Fashion gives reason #1654 why we shouldn't trust magazines
  • Chasing Anna Wintour offers up 10 suggestions to combat those post-holiday blues
  • She Breathes falls head-over-wallet for dreamy jewelry by Kimberly McDonald
  • Stockin Girl gives a 'lingerie lesson' on holding up your stockings
  • Rock.The.Trend goes au natural with flower children by Sanchez & Mongiello
  • My Fashion Life sees 80's-style sequined jumpers creeping back into our closets
  • And finally, Neu Black has the making of 'The Seed' by Johnny Kelly, an animated journey through the life of an apple seed. (I promise it's far more interesting than it sounds!)

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Currently Obsessed With: Toolbelts

Photo by Jacques D.

Okay, so maybe these aren't technically toolbelts (at least not in the traditional sense). But these magnificent tool-inspired belts by independent eco-label Susie Maroon definitely say something about the woman wearing them. (I was thinking something along the lines of, "I can fix a sink in a pair of stilettos faster than you can say boo," or "If you think I'm fierce in a pair of 3" heels, you should see me work a 3/4" Ryobi power drill.")




For the Love of Tiny Robots

Robo Kitty Pendant by Jewels Vine

If you're even the slightest bit drawn to tiny objects, you'd be hard pressed to pass up on these one-of-a-kind creations by New Zealand jewelry designer, Jewels Vine. Each intricately-detailed futuristic piece is made by hand, and possesses a personality ten times it's size. Her inspiration? A love of tiny objects, self-taught wax carving methods, and a huge imagination. And with most of these handmade pieces priced under $100, her work is truly a labor of love. (I'm holding out for a version of the robotic bear "Teddy" from the move AI, although I've definitely got my eye on Robo Kitty and Thing Bot!)

Robot Pendant

Bubble Vision

Cyclops

Thing Bot

Teeny Telly

Robo Kiwi

Megabot


Get Your Grope On?

Photo by RayHey2

You may have missed the fringe-covered groping hands on Ashish's Spring 2009 runway. (Don't feel bad -- most people did.) But such acts of fashionable 'frotteurism' are gaining momentum as measures to protect against groping (e.g. female-only trains in Japan) are becoming more prevalent. In fact, Chikan (the Japanese word for men who commit acts of non-consensual touching) are such a problem that huge anti-frotteurism signs are posted throughout train stations to stave off would-be gropers. And, while I'm not about to tell people how they should dress, you might as well write "grab here" with a Sharpie across your ass and chest if you decide to wear one of these hands-on designs.

Ashish, Spring 2009

Some famous gropers you may (or may not) remember:

* Prince Harry, photographed cavorting with a blond television presenter. (Pictures of his brother, Prince William, groping a woman also popped up soon thereafter.)

* Don Vito (of MTV's "Viva La Bam" fame) arrested at the Colorado Mills Mall in Lakewood, Colorado after groping three underage girls (two 12 and one 14 year old) during an autograph signing.

* Actor/Comedian Andy Dick, arrested for groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down after urinating in a Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot.

* Clay Aiken, photographed groping women in a desperate attempt to prove himself to the world. (God, I'm so glad he finally came out. Nobody should have to pretend to be something they're not!)

Zombie Hands Tee at hottopic.com
'Bring Me The Horizon' Hands Tee at hottopic.com

Hand Print Boyshort by Graffiti Pink

Hand Print Tee at urbanoutfitters.com


Hand in Glove Suspenders by Sancho Fashion



Scratching Nails Jeans by Sancho Fashion

B4BC Tee by Sessions

'Grope on a Rope' at iwantoneofthose.com


The Final Countdown To 2009

Image by Fantascii

As we count down the final hours of 2008, I have but one final question: What the hell took you so long, 2009? Honestly, this has been one of the most trying years of my life (and all I have to show for it are 703 blog posts.) I watched my savings account roll over -- in it's grave. I lost my beloved dog, Sam. I've struggled with health issues, both personally and with family and friends. I've watched financial opportunities slip through my fingers, and I've cringed while those near and dear to my heart have lost jobs, homes, significant others, and their faith in all that is right in this world. (And, on a lighter note, I also waited months to see actor/comedian Joel McHale live, only to come down with the flu the morning of. *Ack*)

So, f@#k off 2008!
I'm starting my count down early. (Is it any coincidence that rockets are fashionable right now? They definitely make my end-of-year rant all the more interesting to look at.) Okay, enough from me. Here goes nothing ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... BLAST OFF!


Atomic Rocket Necklace by Lady Luck Rules
Rocket Ship Necklace by Pretty Little Thing NYC

Rocket Ship Pendant by Badass Jewelry
Rocket Locket by Jewels Vine
'Blast Off' Necklace by West Byron
Silver Rocket Ring by Studio Acorn

Enamel Rocket Pendants by Thomas Sabo

Rocket Man Necklace by Andrew Hamilton Crawford


'Wonder Girl' Pump by Irregular Choice

Rocket Bags by Lawless Revolution

Rocket Rings by Karin Jacobson

Rocket Messenger Bag & Tee by Rainbow Swirlz

Red Jewel Rocket Ship Cufflinks by Karin Jacobson
Silver Rocket Cufflinks by Ravi Ratan
Round Rocket Cufflinks by Fine & Good Jewelry

I Love a Good Surprise


The lovely Wendy Brandes (jewelry designer extraordinaire) confessed that she has a thing for Faberge Eggs with surprises inside. ("You know how much I love the real thing -- jeweled eggs that open and display little thingies? So me!) So, I couldn't resist posting these Faberge Egg-inspired lockets I came across the other day. (Wendy, I know it's not exactly the 'real deal,' but I hope they're to your liking.) Oh, and one more thing: How on earth do they get such amazing detail into such tiny little packages?












The Rebirth of Holiday Spirit

While most of us were making due with Santa and his reindeer over the holidays, Rome's oldest department store, La Rinascente (Italian for "rebirth"), was dabbling in some fashionable science fiction. It's window displays, complete with deep space backdrops, rocket pods, and Star Trek-ish dashboard modules, made me long for space boots instead of Christmas stockings. In retrospect, I don't think I will ever look at the star on top of a Christmas tree the same again. (Hey, if space travel is good enough for Madonna, it's good enough for Italian fashionistas!)










Photos: Popa Italy

Acquiring a Taste For Faberge Eggs

Enamel Egg Bags from the Chanel Pre-Fall 2009 collection

In my never-ending quest to find a relatively affordable version of the Faberge Egg-inspired handbag from Alexander McQueen's Fall 2008 collection, it would appear that my dream of a Faberge Egg rebirth is in order. Earlier this year (in addition to Alexander McQueen's Empire Purse) I fell in love with a pair of Faberge-egg inspired Karenne Flower heels by Galliano (Anybody want to lend me $1,700 for a pair?) And, much to my surprise, more egg-esque bags appeared on the Stella McCartney and Manish Malhotra Spring '09 catwalks. And now, with the Chanel Pre-Fall 2009 collection adding Faberge Egg-inspired bags to round out its collection, it would seem that this easily-forgotten relic is getting it's much deserved 15 minutes of fame on the catwalk.


Alexander McQueen Empire Purse, Fall 2008

Carl Faberge (for whom the Faberge Egg is named) began his career in the Hermitage in St. Petersburg, and eventually became jeweler to the Imperial Russian court and owner of the largest jewelry business in the world. Beginning in 1885, Czar Alexander III commissioned Faberge to create the ornate eggs as Easter gifts for the czarina. The next czar, Nicholas II, continued the tradition and presented an egg each Easter to his wife and mother. And long after the fall of the Russian Empire and destruction of most of the Imperial treasures, it's the Faberge Egg that continues on as one of the last remaining symbols of the doomed Romanov dynasty. (To learn more about these amazing creations, check out the newly-published book "Faberge's Eggs: The Extraordinary Story of the Masterpieces That Outlived an Empire" by Toby Faber.) I mean, really, what's not to love about these amazing eggs?

Stella McCartney & Manish Malhotra, Spring 2009

Swarovski Silver Egg Handbag & Golden Egg Handbag from xtraordimania.com


Swarovski White Elegance Handbag from xtraordimania.com


Goose Egg Handbag by Pacific Unity

Arabesque Handbag & Bridal Bouquet by Vivian Alexander

Cassowary Egg Handbag from eggbags.com


New Year's Resolution #2: Get More Beauty Sleep

Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's

I don't know about you, but the combination of a long-awaited presidential race, a global economic crisis, an uncertain job market, and the ongoing war(s) gave me a serious case of the uglies in 2008. (Not that I had supermodel looks in 2007, but hard times will wreak havoc on your face.) So, for 2009, I'm buying a sleep mask and getting my ass to bed at a decent hour, because Lord knows I could use an elephant-sized dose of beauty sleep.

Open Eye Sleep Mask by Lovely Art






Barbie Sleep Mask by Strawberry Jim


Hope You Had a Super Holiday!